May 2013
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apatheticghost:
today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
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rhydonmyhardon:
rhydonmyhardon:
LIKE WHAT IF FROM BIRTH WE WERE ALL ASSIGNED A UNIQUE IDENTIFIER THAT SET US APART KINDA LIKE OUR URLS
…fingerprints
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wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
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rapewhistled:
*george washington shows up to the club to party*
‘u got i.d.?’
*george pulls out a quarter*
‘ur in’
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halogenic:
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
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